What happend to the cat that ate wool?
It had mittens!
Driving with Penguins
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off. The next day the same man is driving down the road with the twenty penguins in the back again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, “Hey! I though I told...