Well this is amazing.

“Stuff My Guinea Pig Does - via #MemeReader”
via Meme Reader

Did anyone else love Corrina Corrina as much as me?

"Surfer Girl’ by Teen Sensations. 

I would like for these guys to appear at poignant moments in my life and provide a music interlude. 

PHOTO
catjawn:

hawaiian cat has a timeshare in maui

THIS GUY

catjawn:

hawaiian cat has a timeshare in maui

THIS GUY

Love this new clip from local Australian band The Preatures

Sounds like frontwoman Isabella has started channelling a bit of Feist since I last saw them play, not that its a bad thing. 

8/10 spuds. 

Oh Internet, how I’ve missed you. 
Hours and and hours spent on gantt charts and project management software took me away from my one true love for so long. 
So nice to be back spending the morning in a content vortex where I belong. 

Oh Internet, how I’ve missed you. 

Hours and and hours spent on gantt charts and project management software took me away from my one true love for so long. 

So nice to be back spending the morning in a content vortex where I belong. 

This playlist is going to polarise the crap out of people. 

The Story of the Rainbow Cake Fail

So once upon a time I found that recipe I showed you the other day for the Rainbow Cake. 

rainbow cake

As you may remember I was all like ‘I am going to bake the shit out of that Rainbow Cake. Never before have I ever wanted to bake something as much I want to bake that cake’. LETS DO THIS. 

I followed all the instructions. I divided my cake batter into little teacups and individually coloured them to match the magic of the rainbow. I spent a lifetime spooning the batter into jars PERFECTLY. 

cake batter rainbow

JUST WAIT FOR THESE MAGIC RAINBOW CAKES TO IMPROVE MY LIFE I thought.  

I put them in the oven an waited for my amazing rainbow cakes to be ready. 

After 35 minutes at 175 Celcius, I went to the oven to gloat over my amazing Rainbow Cakes of amazing. As I crossed the room I imagined my future as the Mother that all children wanted their Mothers to be because I was the Mother that could bake rainbows. 

Then I opened the oven. And this is what I saw:

cake disaster

ONLY THE BIGGEST #bakingfail OF ALL TIME. THIS IS NOT DELICIOUS. 

So then I was all

crying dawson

I left the house. 

I was devastated.

I didn’t even take them out of the oven. 

18 hours later I returned to the scene of the PAINbow cake. 

Flatmate Nikki was all like ‘How bad can it be?’

Then I opened the oven and she was like ‘oh’. 

But then she was like DONT GIVE UP ON THE RAINBOW CAKES.

And I was like OK, maybe afterall, just like ugly people, they can still be beautiful on the inside. 

sprinkles cake

So I chopped them up, attacked them with vanilla icing, and rolled them in shitloads of sprinkles. And before you could say ‘NYAN NYAN’ they started to resemble something that someone might eat one time, and Flatmate Nikki was all ‘LOOK YOU MADE CAKE’!

amazing cake

So the moral of the story is that sometimes you see things on the internet you think you can do, but then you realised you can’t, and then you have to eat heaps of weird cake. 

Don’t give up.

The End.

UhOh…we got a REAL kitten 

#cat #kitten #catrescue #kitty #kitteh #Chippendale #Sydney #cute #sweet #instadaily #instagood

UhOh…we got a REAL kitten 

#cat #kitten #catrescue #kitty #kitteh #Chippendale #Sydney #cute #sweet #instadaily #instagood

FACT: First person to give me one gets to be my husband. 

Meet Snoopybabe. The best cat on instagram. 

I feel this is an appropriate photo for me to post after months of blog hiatus.

I feel this is an appropriate photo for me to post after months of blog hiatus.

#cat #crossstitch kind of stares into my soul a little  (Taken with instagram)

#cat #crossstitch kind of stares into my soul a little (Taken with instagram)

This is brilliant.
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This is brilliant.

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